Bands That Never Made It

Posted by The G on June 19, 2009 under The G Spot | 3 Comments to Read

Outtake from the "Delicious Water" Photo Shoot

Gail and I rock, but we have very little musical talent. Â We started a band once called “Smoking Bastards,” but we broke up before we ever recorded any songs. Â Several months later, we formed another group called “Delicious Water.” Â We did the photo shoot for the album cover, but the self-titled record was never to be. Â I wrote the lyrics for what was meant to be our lead single, “Take It With Your Hand.” Â The lyrics went as follows:

Take it with your hand

Take it

With your

Haaaaaaaaand.

We thought it was quite a catchy little tune.

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Tags: Delicious Water, Smoking Bastards, Take It With Your Hand

Bob said,

Take it with your hand sounds dirrrrty. Very happy the bands I am in actually get music done. I know that’s a factor in every band. Or working on songs foreeeeever, which can be trying.
Gail said,

“DELICIOUS WATER LIVES!!”
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