Time Out New York Takes A Time Out From Quality

Posted by The G on July 8, 2009 under The G Spot | 3 Comments to Read

Jonas Brothers Quit Music - Too Good To Be True!

Jonas Brothers Quit Music - Too Good To Be True!

When I got my mail, I saw one of the Jonas Brothers on the cover of Time Out New York with the flashing headline “Jonas Brothers Quit Music!*”  Imagine the relief my ears were suddenly feeling.  I started picturing the artistic community around the world breathing a collective sigh of relief. Then I read the fine print and it said “*For just a day.  Meet the Jonas Brothers – our new music editors.”  The article was actually serious!  I decided to give the article a chance because Time Out New York is generally a great magazine with fantastic information.  I should have known better when I opened the cover and saw thumbnails of 4 “collectible” covers (read: a sad attempt to sell more issues).

 Time Out was clearly taking a time out from quality with this issue.  Below are actual quotes from the Brothers that need to be seen to be believed.

You might want to get a barf bag before reading on.

"Everybody knows Wilco are just great live - you can tell they record all together" - Joe Jonas

"Everybody knows Wilco are just great live - you can tell they record all together" - Joe Jonas

"... It's a spiritual thing with reggae music and it always has been." - Nick Jonas on legitimate artist Matisyahu

"... It's a spiritual thing with reggae music and it always has been." - Nick Jonas on legitimate artist Matisyahu

"The Stones is just the Stones.... With every song you're just like 'oh sweet, another good one.'" - Joe Jonas

"The Stones is just the Stones.... With every song you're just like 'oh sweet, another good one.'" - Joe Jonas

"Somebody told us they're a really great band, so we really wanted to get to know them."  - Kevin Jonas

"Somebody told us they're a really great band, so we really wanted to get to know them." - Kevin Jonas

What’s next Time Out New York – The spiritual issue featuring Paris Hilton?

Please feel free to send letters of disgust to letters@timeoutny.com

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  • ed said,

    The Jonas Brothers are so unintelligent! What the hell do they know about music? I can’t believe they ran that story?!

  • Gail said,

    “BLECH!”

  • Bob said,

    Makes me happy I don’t have kids so I wouldn’t have to sit thru them or Miley. But I suppose if I did have kids, they would hate the Jonas Brothers.

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