Failed Bands

Burgundy Thread - Promotional Picture
In our secret lives, Gail and I started a band called Burgundy Thread. We were about to record our first single “Bonded by Jizz,” but something came between us and we disbanded.
The chorus of our single was:
“Bonded by Jizz
My favorite part of soda is the fizz
I think tonight we should watch The Wiz
We are bonded
We are bonded
We are bonded by jizz”
If you ask me, I think we had a hit on our hands. Oh well.

Gail said,
BBJ! Forever!