Failed Bands

Posted by The G on November 8, 2009 under The G Spot | Read the First Comment

In our secret lives, Gail and I started a band called Burgundy Thread.  We were about to record our first single “Bonded by Jizz,” but something came between us and we disbanded.

The chorus of our single was:

“Bonded by Jizz

My favorite part of soda is the fizz

I think tonight we should watch The Wiz

We are bonded

We are bonded

We are bonded by jizz”

If you ask me, I think we had a hit on our hands.  Oh well.