If you are wondering what to give your loved ones this Christmas, give them the gift of G. My first book, Sketches of Verbal Alchemy has become a cult classic. While it’s technically considered to be a book of poetry, nothing in it is longer than 5 lines. I’ve got just as short of an attention span as you do, so I kept it short and sweet. You’ll find new solutions to age old problems, maxims to live your life by, wisdom and wit. All for the bargain price of $13.95. It’s also available on Kindle (for $4.99). You could be reading these pearls within seconds if you choose that option. I’ve got another book called Unfinished Lyrics set to be released some time in 2010, so watch this space. Ho Ho Ho!