Brittany Murphy’s Death Ruled an “Accident”

Posted by The G on February 4, 2010 under GNN | Be the First to Comment

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According to the Communist News Network, actress Brittany Murphy’s death was ruled an “accident.”  Murphy’s death was an accident caused by a combination of pneumonia, an iron deficiency and “multiple drug intoxication,” the Los Angeles County coroner said Thursday.  This is newspeak for “it’s ok to have horrible drugs in your system as long as they are prescribed by a doctor.”

I’ll take my chances with street drugs thankyouverymuch.  At least with those, you know what you are getting.