Vince Neil’s autograph, courtesy of the G Archives.
This might not just be the quote of the day, it might just be the quote of the year! In the new Hustler Magazine, Motley Crue’s Vince Neil was quoted as saying:
“We were always fucking other chicks at the studio and backstage… We would take Tommy Lee’s van to a restaurant called Noggles to buy these egg burritos and then rub them on our crotches to cover the smell of the girls we had just fucked. So our dicks smelled of eggs… We would tell our girlfriends, ‘Oh, we dropped the burritos in our laps.’ The girlfriends thought we were a bunch of clumsy slobs. We never thought about going into the restroom and just washing our dicks.”
On a side note, I used to really enjoy the hash browns from Noggles. At press time, it is unclear if Vince Neil mentioned those to girlfriends if skid marks were found in his underwear.