Happy 45th Birthday, Bjork

Posted by The G on November 21, 2010 under GNN | Read the First Comment

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According2g wishes Icelandic singer Bjork a very happy 45th birthday today, November 21.  Though I love her music a lot, I’ve met her on a few occasions and unfortunately, I have to say she’s a bjitch!  Of course my friends know the story I’m about to tell right now, so stop me if you think that you’ve heard this one before.  I went to the premiere of Bjork’s uber-depressing movie “Dancer in the Dark” in Los Angeles and after the film was over, I approached the singer for her autograph.  I had my really cool rare import single covers with me too!  I stood next to her and she completely ignored me.  I called her name.  Ignored.  Repeat this process several more times.  Then she hopped in a car and that was that.  Adding insult to injury, the autograph hounds that followed her back to her hotel all got her autograph.  So in doing the math: ignoring fan at your movie premiere and then being nice to people who have followed you back to your residence!  I guess, that’s what makes Bjork Bjork.  However, if you ever stand next to someone and they totally ignore you, you can say you were Bjorked.  Happy birthday!