Photos and words by Geoffrey Dicker.
To thine own selfie be true.
Here are 15 times quotes from “I Won The Internet!” by Geoffrey Dicker made your life better. Remember, sharing is caring!
Do you ever find that people that post a lot of spiritual quotes online rarely practice what they preach?
I really need to stop picturing people having 3-somes when I speak in front of crowds.
I just wanna be retweeted by you
In addition to being a fan, we are also a customer. #neverforget
I’m not interested in not interesting
My tweet got promoted. It’s now a Vice President.
Please don’t tell me how much you love me. Show me in gift cards.
Rome wasn’t built in a day. Can you imagine the status updates if it had been?!
Sometimes I buy tickets for sold out shows just so hipsters can’t go.
I liked your photo but I didn’t love it.
Please share, favorite and retweet as many of my posts as you can. You don’t have to mean it.
I’m starting to think people have kids or pets just for Facebook likes.
Everyone will be famous for at least one retweet
Would you rather have world peace or free cake?
“I Won The Internet!” by Geoffrey Dicker (and featuring cover art by Troy Gua) is available on Amazon.com now. Links will open in new windows. Tell a friend!!!!
“I Won The Internet!” by Geoffrey Dicker. Cover art by Troy Gua. Available Now!!!!!