10 Horrifying Lyrics from The Weeknd + Live Video of “Can’t Feel My Face”

Posted by The G on November 21, 2015 under G Reviews, G Videos, The G Spot | 2 Comments to Read

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Abel Tesfaye aka The Weeknd

Abel Tesfaye aka The Weeknd

In the 1980s when I was a kid and I turned on the radio to the current pop music stations, I vividly remember my parents thinking our music was “just a bunch of noise” in comparison to the classic rock and roll of the era they grew up in.  Years later, we gained an appreciation of each others music primarily based on the lasting effects both kinds of music had on the world.  I’ve always tried to stay current on the latest in music and in the streaming music generation and it gets harder and and harder to find music that I could find myself wanting to listen to one time, let alone over and over again.  I have found myself retreating to “obscure indie bands” so that at a minimum, I can listen to music being made and sung by actual musicians.  I am really not a fan of the autotune world we live in, where it takes over 5 writers to compose the most simplistic and banal lyrics imaginable.  I have also found that mainstream radio, which I used to enjoy so much, is so offensive to my ear drums, I’d rather listen to silence than what the current pop channels have to offer.

With that being said, for a lot of the modern music super stars, I am familiar with their names (primarily because they can’t seem to keep out of the scandal pages for being despicable people – but we’ll save that discussion for another time), and I find I don’t know the music that makes them famous.  When a name keeps popping up, I often take a chance and go see them live and I experience their music for the first time when they are standing before me.  Also a discussion for another time – try it some time.  It really takes you out of your comfort zone and I can say from doing this hundreds of times, there are not a lot of people that are willing to take this chance.  When I did this for Miley Cyrus last year, I found myself feeling like an “old person” as I was completely shocked at how bad her music was (despite thinking she had a good voice) and also what a bad role model she is for teens, her main audience, who attended the concert without parental supervision, dressing up like complete sluts and in winter time, no less!  Trust me, I am one of the most liberal people you’ll ever meet and I found myself cringing with horror, which messes with my head because it makes me feel like I am an old person who is judging the youth.

Enter Abel Tesfaye, also known by his stage name: The Weeknd (sic).  Three of his songs slipped onto my radar: “Nocturnal,” a dance track with Disclosure, “Prisoner,” a duet with Lana Del Rey (a track I don’t really care for, but I like Lana’s vocals) and “Can’t Feel My Face,” an uptempo track that almost rips off the music for a song called “Jaded” by Soul Decision verbatim (but I like that song).  That was enough for me to go see The Weeknd, who played 4 sold out shows at New York arenas (2 at Madison Square Garden and 2 at Barlcays Center in Brooklyn).  If a performer can play to approximately 70,000 people over the course of 1 week, his music must be something special, so I took a chance and went to see him at Barclays Center on November 19, 2015.

At the conclusion of The Weeknd’s show, I found that he has a decent voice and I enjoyed the light show that included explosions and fire.  What I didn’t enjoy was walking out of the concert feeling dumbfounded in a similar manner (but with different circumstances) like I did when I left the Miley Cyrus concert a year ago at the same venue.  I should also point out that I do my best to avoid the news, but occasionally, items hit my radar, typically after they are discussed ad nauseum.  One such item is “Black Lives Matter.”  It’s hard to escape that sound byte.  With what little I know on the matter, one way to make that so is for all of us, black, white or green to start treating each other with respect.  Seems like a no-brainer to me, but to the 70,000 that sang along word for word to songs by The Weeknd, the so called “N-Word” was uttered so many times that I lost count.  In my opinion, it sets any progress this movement might have made backwards by leaps and bounds and not only is this guy selling out arenas, but he is also winning awards for his music!  WHAT???  Nearly every song is bragging about being high out of his mind, fucking, beating up and degrading bitches (his words, not mine) and causing havoc with his niggaz (his words, not mine).   Sounds like he should be in jail instead of being celebrated as the “new Michael Jackson.”  This is like a Kathy Bates in Misery moment, where you want to shout “HAVE YOU ALL GOT AMNESIA!?” Do parents know what their kids are really listening to?  And if so, Madonna and 2 Live Crew are owed an apology because at the time, they were mocked for being too scandalous and that stuff could be taught in church in comparison to what The Weeknd was telling his followers!   So with that, I decided to compile a list of 10 of the most horrifying lyrics I heard at The Weeknd’s concert.  The items that make the list are included for their horrifying lyrical content, because if we wanted to do one with all the bad grammar and misspelled words, we could be here for days.

After the jump, see if you are as horrified as I am or if you think I am an oldster that needs to get with the times.  Please let me know in the comments section, and include your age if you would, please.

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Must See Movie: “The Yes Men Are Revolting”

Posted by The G on June 25, 2015 under GNN, The G Spot | Be the First to Comment

Photo of the movie poster and moderately sized rant by G.

The Yes Men Are Revolting

The Yes Men Are Revolting

Before we discuss the must see movie, “The Yes Men Are Revolting,” let me ask you if you’ve ever heard of The Yes Men?  If you answered no, I am here to shame you into getting your head out of your ass and telling you to wake up.  The news media loves to report on all of the “isms” and all the “phobias” – racism, sexism, ageism, homophobia, transphobia, phobia, phobia, phobia, ism, ism, ism.  The media has cleverly packaged these crimes against humanity it as “your life is totally fucked because of these people.”  Before you call me a callus asshole (maybe it’s too late?), yes – all these problems suck.  Yes, it’s a ridiculous shame that in 2015 we still have people killing others because their belief system varies from that of another person.   Yes, it is ridiculous that people are still holding grudges about injustices that happened long before any of us were alive.  Yes, it’s ridiculous that there are people who hate you because you are different than they are.  When you think about it, haters have existed since the beginning of time.  There are always a few bad apples ruining it for everyone?  What is being done about it aside from spreading more fear?

Are we teaching the “theory of gravity” in schools?  The “theory of gravity” is this:  take a black person, a white person, a man, a woman, a straight, a gay, a religious person and a non religious person and have them all leap off a 50 story building at the same time and who is the superior group?  Gravity doesn’t give a fuck about your circumstances!  Therefore, we should respect the laws of gravity and we should respect ourselves!  You don’t need a degree in physics to figure this out!

I see a lot of Facebook and Twitter bitterness but I am not really seeing people taking action to make change happen.  I think people get off on being angry, to be perfectly honest.  This is why people share stories before fact checking and this is why there is an influx of people complaining but not taking action. The reason I bring all this up is because while everyone is ‘Facebook madder than hell’ about all these issues, the one issue that affects EVERYBODY ON THIS PLANET – global warming (or climate change), is an issue that is being swept under the rug.

While we are being distracted by all this unnecessary bullshit, corporations and governments are ensuring that we are all one step closer to the grave.  There can’t be haters if there are no people left on the planet.

Enter the Yes Men. For over a decade, Andy Bichlbaum and Mike Bonanno (Not their real names, which makes them even more awesome), have been pulling pranks on corporations and government agencies to bring forth change.  They are not sharing stories on social media about cute animals and they are not writing posts about the top 20 reasons a particular issue makes them mad.  Instead, they are taking action and more than that, they are documenting it to try and spread these important messages to the masses.

I could not describe the Yes Men better than they way they do on their website, so I am just going to quote it verbatim because this paragraph alone is the reason you should not only know who they are, but follow their every move for updates on how to make this world a better place.

“The Yes Men are a group who use any means necessary to agree their way into the fortified compounds of commerce, and then smuggle out the stories of their undercover escapades to provide a public glimpse at the behind-the-scenes world of big business. The stories are often both shocking and hilarious. They have been called “the Jonathan Swift of the Jackass generation” by author Naomi Klein. The Yes Men have impersonated World Trade Organization, Dow Chemical Corporation, and Bush administration spokesmen on TV and at business conferences around the world. They do this (a) in order to demonstrate some of the mechanisms that keep bad people and ideas in power, and (b) because it’s absurdly fun. Their main goal is to focus attention on the dangers of economic policies that place the rights of capital before the needs of people and the environment. Right now they’re focused on passing carbon emissions laws in the USA.”

Each of their films – “The Yes Men,” “The Yes Men Fix The World,” and their latest “The Yes Men Are Revolting” are part documentary, part prank and if you think you have balls, you haven’t seen anything until you’ve seen the Yes Men in action.  They are like the Banksys of environmental issues and they are truly gods who walk amongst us for risking everything to try and bring forth positive change.

Please please please go see their films.  They are available to stream and “The Yes Men Are Revolting” is showing in select theaters across the country.  Please please please sign up for updates on their site.  Please please please become a member of The Yes Lab, where you can help carry out these types of projects on your own.  The world depends on it.

I dare you to share this story on your social media networks!

“To Thine Own Selfie Be True” by Geoffrey Dicker

Posted by The G on June 22, 2015 under Artsy Fartsy, The G Spot | Be the First to Comment

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To Thine Own Selfie Be True by Geoffrey Dicker

To Thine Own Selfie Be True by Geoffrey Dicker

From our preoccupation with paparazzi candids to our obsession with taking selfies, we are a world hypnotized by the siren call of fame. No one knows this better than cultural commentary artist Geoffrey Dicker. His life work has been the examination of celebrity. Starting as a teenaged autograph collector in his hometown of Los Angeles, and progressing to authoring 3 books and helming his popular NYC art, music and pop culture blog, According2G.com, Dicker has deeply explored the ramifications of social media, celebrity, and self-obsession. In his latest endeavor, “To Thine Own Selfie Be True,” Dicker turns his camera lens both on himself and the famous simultaneously. His visually arresting self-portraits are celebrity candids without celebrity. Tabloids may have pronounced that the famous are “just like us,” but Dicker takes this message to a haunting and satirical extreme. As twin “selfies,” they take a humorous look at the implications of fame and social media in our culture – namely that while we worship these false idols, we secretly want to be the one everybody is chasing after.

To Thine Own Selfie Be True by Geoffrey Dicker

To Thine Own Selfie Be True by Geoffrey Dicker

The project will gradually be updated on its home, which is: www.tothineownselfiebetrue.tumblr.com  Please keep checking back for new content.  And tell a friend!  We’re going viral!

20 Reasons The Internet Kinda Sucks Now

Posted by The G on April 23, 2015 under The G Spot | 4 Comments to Read

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"Everyone Will Be Famous For At Least One Retweet" - Geoffrey Dicker

“Everyone Will Be Famous For At Least One Retweet” – Geoffrey Dicker

What better place is there to complain about the internet than on the internet?!  How meta! Like many of you, I spend a lot of my life online.  Technology has made possible things that seemed like science fiction 20 years ago.  But it’s a double-edged sword because so many times the miracles of modern science make our lives better, and they can also smack us down in the same breath.  The internet is alive and well, but the golden age of the internet has come to a close.  As you are about to see, the internet is starting to suck in a big way and here are 20 reasons, in no particular order, why that is so.

1. People have forgotten how to spell.  Let’s kick things off with one of the double-edged swords.  Technology has made it possible to translate foreign languages at the click of a button, and that can be so useful in emergency situations.  On the other side of the coin, because it is so easy to have computers check our spelling and even read to us, people have gotten so lazy they have all but forgotten how to spell.  There is nothing worse than seeing someone you admire post something with a grammatical error.  I guess it’s the digital equivalent of having a piece of black pepper lodged in your front teeth and smiling often.  And if you are so lazy that you have to abbreviate “because” with “b/c,” please do us all a favor and go fuck yourselves!

2. “I’m mad as hell about (insert issue here)” articles.  In the olden days, when a social injustice pissed you off, you took to the streets to protest.  Eventually, if enough people got on board with the cause, change was made.  Now, we have to suffer through these horribly written articles and posts (including this one, ha!) that will do almost nothing to affect change.  One of the biggest social injustices of our time is the grossly out of proportion financial status of the 99% vs. the 1%.  1% of the population is so bloody rich, they are controlling the other 99%.  This is why we are allowing ourselves to be enslaved in our jobs and get these measly raises that don’t even account for the increases in the cost of living while the fat cat executives continue to get richer at our expense – because we are too weak to stand up for ourselves! To break it down further, if you make less than $1,113,684 a year, you are one of the 99%.  Why the entire world doesn’t do something about it is beyond my comprehension.  I wrote about this from one of my many experiences at Occupy Wall Street in 2011, and my naive self thought this story and many others like it would go viral and help be the catalyst for change, but it was cooler to share stories about reality TV stars with so much plastic surgery that they look like The Joker from Batman than to take action.  People don’t seem to realize that if the 99% unplugged for as much as 1 full day, change would be here – immediately.  We’re not talking about a war with weapons. We are talking about not showing up for work or using a computer for a 24 hour period!  The only way it will work is if everyone gets on board. Don’t give up hope, there is always tomorrow…

3. The internet has all but killed the music industry.  Starting in 2001, a service called Napster appeared on the internet where you could find any released (and many unreleased) songs on line and download them for free in seconds with the click of a button.  The archaic music industry executives running things had their heads so far up their asses, they not only did not embrace technology, but they raised their prices on merchandise and the world gave the music industry a collective middle finger.  After this happened once, you’d think the music industry would have tried to correct the error of their ways, but streaming music services were introduced shortly thereafter to chip away at the remaining cash cow and once again, why would you pay for something you can readily get for a nominal fee or better yet, for free!?  What has the music industry done to help combat this?  They reintroduced vinyl into the market and are trying to charge people up to $30 for music they already own, housed in non-Eco-friendly, yet allegedly collectible packaging.  So if you open the item, the value goes down and if you keep it sealed, you are a hoarder.  What?!   Sadly, many amazing artists have no chance in having a financially successful career because of these greedy music executives.  Music makes my world spin and I need it in my life.  Artists that take creative chances are being phased out and pop tarts that are auto-tuned drones are being force fed down our throats.  I don’t want that!  Many other media industries will die a similar death, so get those funeral plots ready.

4. Trolls. So many websites that are the online equivalent of tooth decay have survived because of trolls.  Post a photo of a famous person caught with their pants around their ankles and all of a sudden everyone wants to join in on the fun of kicking them when they are down.  Worse than that, they want to argue over who is “right,” which as you know is a matter of opinion and will never solve anything.  Because a person can hide anonymously behind a computer screen, online bullying is increasing by the second.  Many people are not strong enough to stand up to this and we’ve seen an increase in suicides because people are so deeply hurt by mean comments that people are posting.  How is a person supposed to prepare for getting trolled when you can lose your entire career on the internet after posting one offensive remark (see point 19)?  I’m totally against censorship, but perhaps if we all had to sign a “no-trolling agreement” or a “3 trolls and you lose internet privileges” clause before we were issued a keyboard, perhaps this would cease.  Lord knows common sense isn’t going to fix things!

5. The ‘selfie’ generation and the need to over-document everything.  We all take selfies.  It’s become a way of life.  There’s nothing that can be done about it.  But like everything else in life, moderation is key.  The amount of over-documentation of the most banal things is out of spiraling out of control (see the Instagram portion of point 10).  Every time you happen by the scene of an accident, people are holding their phones out as if it were the reunion of Led Zeppelin!  Why are these people taking pictures of that?  Every time your pet or your child does something cute, people can’t just enjoy the moment, they need to capture it with a photo. (Let’s think of what the term “capture” means when in relation to an animal in the wild.  It means to restrict its freedom.  Just saying).  If you have a fancy meal, people feel the need to do a photo shoot with it before they take the first bite!  And any time you go anywhere in public (and also even in the privacy of your own dwelling), a photo (and now video!) of what you looked like at that moment seems to be essential.  WHY?!  I go to a lot of rock concerts and so many times I see people taking selfies for the duration of the show (not even trying to get the performer in the background!) and blocking everyone else’s view to get their shitty grainy cell phone pictures that are certainly not going to win you any awards for your photography skills.  PLEASE STOP!   Also, what are you going to do with all these photos?  There are only so many “Throwback Thursdays” and “Flashback Fridays” in a year!  These photos are just going to sit on your hard drive until you inevitably get hacked. (See point 18). Again, I am not for censorship, so perhaps we can collectively agree to the “one selfie a month” rule?  Don’t think I am just pointing my finger without throwing out viable suggestions.  Celebrities do it, so we think we have to do it too and if you aren’t already aware, many famous people are completely batshit crazy.  Scientific articles are starting to come out that say that taking lots of selfies is a sign of depression.  Plus, have you any idea how stupid you look when doing it? I can tell you from being caught in the act many times, it looks pretty lame!  And if I see one more bearded guy making that stupid ass duck face trying to look ironic…

6. Finding jobs online.  Finding a job is a pain in the ass.  Anyone will tell you that.  Now it’s worse than ever as you have to fill out all of your information online before you can even submit a resume (which contains a lot of the same information).  Where is this data going?  How can you be sure you’ve filled out your life history on a secure site?   Sites we thought were secure get hacked all the time (see point 18).  Even if you don’t get hacked, how can you verify that a live body even looked at your resume?  Even if a live body looked at your resume, how can you verify that they are not a complete imbecile?  Think of how many of your co-workers are too dumb to live, let alone make a hiring decision that could impact your life! Once submitted, you get an auto-reply that basically says if they are interested, someone will get back to you.  There’s no way of following up with anyone and if your resume is not filled with key words, you might as well just save yourself the effort and throw your resume in the garbage.  Can I have all my personal data back?!

7. Online Dating sites.  Whether you are looking for Mr./Mrs. Right or Mr./Mrs. Right Now, dating sites are pretty awful.  Your essence cannot be captured in a photo or a quick sentence or two and yet that is what you’ve got to work with to try and sell yourself to a prospective love interest.  Some people decide they looked best 20 years ago and that’s the photo they post.  To that I say, “if we meet and you don’t look like your profile picture, you are buying me drinks until you do!”  Others post a blank profile photo, which is oh so helpful.  Not!  And if the person actually looks like their photo, getting them to respond is like pulling teeth.  I’ve experienced many times where a dialogue was underway and then all of a sudden, there was a drop off from the other party and the conversation never resumes.  If you can get through those layers of hell, having the person actually follow through and show up to the designated meeting time and place is the final barrier to a love connection.  In the gay world, you might have to endure some additional torture in the form of people asking you “how hung,” “how masc (short for masculine – and no matter how you cut it, a guy sucking another guy’s dick isn’t all that masculine, even if you are a pair of bearded muscular guys),” “more pix,” or the dreaded “looking?” I’m not going to even get started on the fact that people are rarely willing to take a chance based on interests, and want someone to look like a carbon copy of themselves only (especially in the gay world), so if you are a non-bearded man looking for a bearded man and vice versa, good fucking luck!  I’m also not going to get into the fact that there are so many people double dipping by being in “open relationships.”  Give the single people a chance!

8. Social interaction has all but ceased. Because of all of the stuff mentioned on this list, people are glued to their mobile devices so much that when in public, most people are walking and texting – aka the Real Walking Dead of Insert Your City Here.  I live in New York, a city where there is not much driving to do, but I am scared to think of what it is like in cities where driving a car is a way of life.  Even on foot, I have to pull over to the side when I need to send a message because when I am concentrating on my mobile device, the rest of the world slips away and it’s easy to fall on your face, or worse yet, lose sight of the fact that you are in public and other people are trying to get by and really don’t want to deal with your stupid ass texting, nor should they have to!  At restaurants, on subways, at cultural events (that people usually pay money to get into), at bars, on dates, at work, and when we are with our loved ones, people are texting all the time.  If they are not texting, they are probably wondering what they are missing out on and once they get to their coveted device, the answer is invariably – nothing at all!  In the work place, people are so afraid to pick up the phone and call someone, they send an email to let the person know they’d like to call them.  Thanks for wasting my time.  Just for that, I am letting it go to voice mail when you call! Should I also take this opportunity to talk about how our email voice is much different than our real voice?  WTF am I talking about?  OMG!!!!  #bestblogever  xxx.  Let’s also not forget the “I’m too cool for school” attitude by people on your anti-social media accounts.  In real life they will give you the shirt off your back if you ask and online, they ignore you.

9. Everyone posts the same thing.  What joy do people get when they share an article that Huffington Post wrote where they write dozens of long ass paragraphs about why you should feel mad about a particular issue?  I don’t get it.  Also if a celebrity gets married, divorced, busted for drugs or dies, everyone posts about it – and not with any additional info either.  Instead they are basically saying “please pay attention to ME!” I am too cynical to fall for it (hard to believe, I know!).  If the story ended up on a popular news site, chances are the people that needed to see it have already done so.  Help out the indie sites (like this one) that need people to spread the word in order to get more eyeballs to their site.   Also, if you didn’t produce the content that you are posting, credit the original source!  It’s stealing if you try and take the credit for something you didn’t create.  You should not be allowed to get any on-line adoration for posting content that was not yours to begin with.  If you want to feel special, be special!

10. Facebook / Twitter / Instagram.  I could be here all day bitching and moaning (too late!) so I will try and keep my remarks on the “top 3” brief and express only my major grievances.  Facebook has algorithms that don’t allow all of your friends/followers to see your content unless you pay them. (Smart on their part because they got us hooked under the guise of it being a ‘free forever’ site and now they want us to pay up to be able to truly access all the features.) Success is measured in “likes” not in “views” and at any given time, you don’t really know how many people your message is actually reaching.  You get invited to ass loads of events that sound less interesting than banging your head against the wall and they try to shame you into wishing your “friends” a happy birthday, where almost always, your heartfelt greetings will get you nothing more than a “like,” which as we all know is useless (see point 16).   I’ve had people with hundreds of thousands of followers on Twitter retweet my blog post link and it has gotten me less than 10 interactions.  Is this because you can buy fake followers for a nominal fee?  The whole point of Twitter is to post meaningless stream-of-consciousness ideas in 140 characters or less and people have made it their mission to stalk people’s accounts to try and pull the “they are a hater” card and publicly shame them.  See my entry (number 4) on “Trolls.”  I used to be anti-Instagram, but I think I enjoy it the most of the 3 now because it’s less about people complaining (myself included, thank G-d!) and more positive than Facebook and Twitter.  What gets to be annoying is that people lazily link all their accounts together so if you follow someone on all 3 of these “social” sites, you not only see glimpses of their life, but you have these aspects memorized.  Another downside is that people over-document the shit out of everything (see point 5) which leads to social interaction ceasing to exist (see point number 8).  There is also nothing worse than following someone out of a sense of obligation because they’ve followed you, only to find out they unfollowed you once you caved in and followed them.  I just re-read that sentence and I realize how ridiculous it sounds, but hey – that’s why this website is called According to G and not According to yournamehere.  Should we talk about Snapchat and how people spend an average of 2 minutes composing by over-documenting something (see point 5) that lasts with the end user for 10 seconds or less?  You don’t even have to be good at math to see how fucking stupid that idea is!

11. Hashtags / Emojis.  Everyone is trying to get their cutesy little saying to go “viral” so we are seeing the advent of things like #imthecoolestpersonever as a regular thing. #pleasestop #itwillnotgoviral #itmakesyoulooklikeafuckingmoron. It makes me want to vomit.  No, it makes me want to post a smaller than a centimeter illustration of a girl with a pink shirt on, making an awkward face 23 times in a row in a message to you – that you only get to look at for 6 seconds!

12. The rise of binge watching.  It’s great to watch a TV show from start to finish.  You pick up on so many nuances you might have missed when you wait a week in between episodes.  However, people are turning into zombies because there are so many “must watch” shows.  If I was a film maker, I’d be terribly upset that the beautiful sets I hired people to build are being watched on cell phones on a tiny little screen that doesn’t even display a fraction of the detail.  Also, so many of these buzzed about TV shows are basically torture porn and are filled with scenes of gratuitous sex and violence, yet when a famous person bares some skin at a public event, they are seen as a sexual deviant.  What does that say about our society?  Don’t even get me started about (lack of reality) Reality TV, because we all know there is nothing more real that someone in such denial about aging, they are willing to have random shit injected into their face thinking it’s going to fool people into thinking they look young, when in actuality, they still look like an old person but one that spent a lot of money to look even shittier than they did before!

13.  The government is tracking you.  Everything you Google can and will be used against you.  You should be comfortable that everything you say or do or post online will or could be publicly broadcasted.  If you don’t want something “leaking” on line, then don’t post it in the first place!  Also, everything you have ever Googled can be found very easily.  So if midget porn is your thing and you don’t want anyone to know, you better log in as your friend!

14. Get mad first, find out the facts later. People have made it their mission to get offended by everything, immediately post what offended them online and then back pedal when they find out the original source of information was incorrect.  Part of the impetus for me writing this article (aside from being filled with bitterness and rage, ha!) was that someone “discovered” an article I wrote 4 years ago and posted it as if it were brand new and it lead to mass hysteria on my social media accounts.  Nobody once looked at the date at the top of the article which could have alleviated a lot of people’s anxiety.  I worked at an evil news corporation (so vile it shall not be named) many years ago and sat in meetings where the number one goal was to be first.  Being accurate was not the top priority which is scary because once the information is out there, people are going to tend to believe it.  For example, how many times has an internet article or tweet killed an innocent celebrity or re-killed an already dead celebrity.  Fact check people, please!

15. Buzzfeed – Are we that bored as a society that we need lists of 20 things about everything?  (Like 20 reasons the internet kinda sucks, for example?!  Don’t worry, I am not afraid to look in the mirror).  I freely admit that a lot of these lists are amusing, but so many times the content is manipulated to fit the post and is not factually accurate (see point 14) and worst of all, proper credit to the photographer(s) is often not given.  Also, a quiz to find out which type of dead celebrity you are is such a major time waster and is rarely correct.  However Buzzfeed, if you are reading this, feel free to use this list (I will create a new number 15 that doesn’t talk as much shit) or you can publish my Buzzfeed ready lists that I made of Fake T-Shirts or 15 amazing quotes from my book “I Won The Internet!”  I’m not above selling out.  Look around you, everyone is doing it!  I’m not going to name names, but I will sing like a canary if this story goes viral.  And you would too, so don’t give me that look!

16. Social Media is useless.  Here’s a simple equation – your landlord doesn’t give a shit how many likes you got on Facebook.  Money pays the rent.  You can read an article as long winded (yet equally as brilliant, ha!) that I wrote in 2013 called “Social Media is Bullshit” at this link, which will open in a new window, for your reading pleasure.

17. Internet stars.  It’s awesome that technology has evolved so that people can become stars from their bedroom.  But that comes at a price – because everyone can become famous, no one is famous anymore because everyone is famous.  I realize that is a tongue twister, but it’s true!  There’s a huge difference between singing a cover version and writing an original song.  People are calculating to go viral and “win the internet” with a quick little nugget that is good for about a moment in the 2 second attention span generation that we live in.  I know all about winning the internet, because if you didn’t already know, I Won The Internet!

18. Getting hacked.  If you want to play ball on line so to speak, you have to be prepared to share your information (see point 6).  In the same way that a security system only goes so far to protect your car or your house, such is the same for your on line life.  If a hacker wants to get in, they will find a way.  If major titans like Sony can have a massive security breach, what makes you think you are safe?  Luckily, most people don’t give a shit about our insignificant selves, but you have to take precautionary measures to protect yourself. It is recommended that you have a different password scheme for your different social accounts and that you change those passwords often.  This leads to having a ton of different user names and passwords to the point where it becomes hard to keep them all straight.  You can’t really store this sensitive information in your phone in case your device gets stolen and if you store it on a computer, you are liable to get hacked.  Perhaps you write it out on paper, put in under your mattress and hope the bedbugs don’t eat it for breakfast!

19. Shaming everyone.  People are hypersensitive about being politically correct now, more than ever, and if you make a flippant remark as people are bound to do on sites that encourage people to make flippant remarks (duh!), get ready for people to call you our for serving us all a glass of Hater-ade.  That shit needs to stop.  Even if you are a hater, you have the right to your opinion.  As long as you don’t actively seek to harm people, you shouldn’t be publicly shamed.  I am stating for the record that if I ever get into hot water for something I said, it is my opinion and my opinion alone and I AM NOT SORRY!!!!  On the other side of the coin, if you make your living selling greasy fast food chicken, nobody really needs to hear your opinion on homosexuality.

20.  No one knows how to use the internet!  Considering all of the things I’ve said above, you’d think we’d all be experts in the inter workings of the world wide web, but if you assumed that we know what we’re doing, you’d be dead wrong.  We give people free advertising and keep dead issues alive by sharing and over-sharing hateful stories.  We post things on line before we utilize Google.  We fail to live in the moment so we can post things for “likes.” And we are guilty (myself included) of so many of the crimes listed in the 20 things above and probably even more crimes that I haven’t thought of.

What is the solution?  Unplug yourselves from your devices as often as possible and choose life!  If you don’t like people that are serial offenders of any of these things, stop supporting them.  If you keep supporting the behavior just so you can complain about it to anyone that will listen, you are an enabler.  This is not always possible because the internet has become a leash we think we need, but just think – thousands of years have gone by where people didn’t have the internet and they survived just fine.  Well, eventually they died, but while they were alive, they thrived just fine.  I know this because I Googled it.

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According2g.com Presents “Fake T-Shirt Friday”

Posted by The G on April 17, 2015 under The G Spot | Read the First Comment

Photos and T-shirt slogans by G.

Jesus Fucking Christ

Jesus Fucking Christ

Are you sick of being forced by the internet to reminisce on ‘throwback Thursday’ or ‘flashback Friday’?  If so, this post is for you.  I’ve created a line of shirts for #FakeT-ShirtFriday!  A lot of these have ‘naughty’ words, so if that sort of thing offends you – tough shit!  It’s 2015, for fuck’s sake!



If You See Something, Like Something

If You See Something, Like Something

I'm with fuck face ---->

I’m with fuck face —->

Less Radio More Head

Less Radio More Head

I fucked your boyfriend

I fucked your boyfriend

I fucked your girlfriend

I fucked your girlfriend

Hand Lady!

Emoji Hand Lady!

Just had sex

Just had sex

Flaming Homo

Flaming Homo



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