Here are some stories that people are yapping about today:
Today is election day. A record number of voters are planning to choose themselves as write in candidates to show the world – we’ve had enough of your bullshit. Remember by voting these slimy politicians into office, your ego is saying “I don’t agree with your politics, but I want my opinion to matter.”
Ponzi scheme criminal BERNIE MADOFF is saying he is surprised he wasn’t caught sooner. Then he remembered that world is full of idiots who believe what they hear on the news and yet are still allowed to make decisions.
A new video of ANNA NICOLE SMITH raises questions. The first one is, why does anyone care, since she’s dead and none of this speculation matters?
The supposed 2 week movie theater run of MICHAEL JACKSON’S THIS IS IT has been extended until Thanksgiving. Bernie Madoff was quoted as saying “I can’t believe a movie studio would lie to the public to try and sell tickets and that I didn’t think of that first?!”
ELTON JOHN has canceled a bunch of shows because he’s sick. He’s really sick of playing “Your Song,” and “Don’t Let the Sun Go Down on Me.”