Guilty: Barry Bonds

Posted by The G on April 13, 2011 under GNN | Comments are off for this article

Photo and autograph courtesy of the G Archives.

Barry Bonds

Barry Bonds

What a fall from grace!  Baseball slugger and juicer Barry Bonds has been found guilty on one count of lying to a grand jury about steroid use.  3 other counts against him were declared a mistrial.  From a personal experience, I’ve met Barry Bonds probably around 15 times and he has ALWAYS been a jerk.  He has signed autographs for me on several of those occasions, but he always acted like he was so put out to appease his fans.  Well this news couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy, so I am delighted.  See you in the Hall of Fame!  Oh, that’s right.  You won’t be in it!  PS.  Can I get a refund for all those games I went to where you played?  I paid to see baseball players who made it to the majors because they are the best at what they do.  I can watch drug addicts for free on the streets.  Karma’s a bitch and you’ve sure been one every time I had an encounter with you.

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