Photo and autograph courtesy of the G Archives.
I don’t think I can wish Arnold Schwarzenegger a “happy” birthday, but it’s a fact that he was born today and I have his autograph, so I am posting it. Plus who wouldn’t want to use a photo of Arnie’s Schwarzenegger? Here’s why I can’t wish him a “happy” birthday (and with all the money and power he has, I am quite certain he’ll get over it): When the man who cannot pronounce the name of the state he was governing was in charge, the issue of gay marriage was on the table. He helped to reject it! This from a man who has had so many gay people help him get his movie career started?! WOW! What a two-faced son of a bitch! Obviously this cannot be a surprise as he became a politician, who as we all know are liars and cheaters, but still – what a disappointment. It’s no surprise that it came out that he fathered a love child. People of course were all up in a tizzy about this, but Arnie will be fine because people will always support him. It would send a bigger message if effective immediately NOBODY watches his movies AT ALL, but until that day comes, people will complain about him while they are still putting money in his pocket. And I am not just going on a rant about douches like Schwarzenegger – people have the power to boycott anything they don’t like (such as wasting money on taxes and working measly corporate jobs while the fat cats in power aka the 1% rule over the 99% of the “slaves”). If you don’t like it, you need to speak up and TAKE ACTION!
Let’s celebrate that today and every day.
I will wish singer Kate Bush a happy birthday today because she works it, so happy birthday Kate! Sorry you had to be born on the same day as a total MF.
Photo by G.
I have a few things to say. First, I love the glory-hole effect with the dangling wiener in the “O” of “exposed.” Second, for those like me who are out having a real life instead of listening to the bullshit the media is filling the general public up with, here’s what’s happening: a politician named Anthony Weiner, on company time (i.e. taxpayer dollars) sent pictures of his cock to multiple women even though he is married. For some reason, he has not been fired on the spot. On Monday morning, please do me a favor and go ask your current employer what would happen to you if you sent photos of your cock during the work day using company resources. Bonus points if you are a woman and you ask this question. Let me tell you what would happen – your ass would be FIRED faster than you can say “bukkake!” It’s the good old American double standard – and the public lets people get away with it! WTF? WAKE UP PEOPLE!!!! I am not even going to get into a rant about the fact that conservatives have said that marriage is between a man and a woman. Two men or two women cannot get married, but it seems to be perfectly ok to make a vow of commitment and then get action on the side whilst cheating on your partner. I assure you, if he apologizes what he really means to say is “I am very sorry… I got caught and you all found out I am a fraud.”
That is the truth exposed.
What are you gonna do about it?
Photo by G.
Brandon Flowers: Not Nice
I debated about writing about my experience with Brandon Flowers (lead singer of the Killers), but in conversations with several readers, I decided to out Brandon Flowers. On December 2, 2010, prior to a show at Manhattan’s Hammerstein Ballroom, I met Brandon Flowers. It was an extremely chilly day and I was one on one with the fading superstar (see sales of his solo album for proof). As he approached, I grabbed my Killers CD covers and asked for his autograph. He told me that he doesn’t sign in blue sharpie. As I had no other pen on me, I asked if he would personalize the signature to prove that I would not be putting it up on Ebay. He said no. I then asked if I could take a photo with him and he said “I don’t do that” and then he quickly fled the scene. It’s always strange being in this situation because I understand that these types of people are constantly hounded for autographs and photos. In a crowd, it makes perfect sense to say no, but when you are one on one at their concert, it’s just plain rude. When I saw his solo show earlier this year, I saw him sign an autograph in blue sharpie with my own eyes (in a crowd), so he flat out lied to my face! I’ve supported Brandon Flowers by purchasing all of his CDs, several import singles and I’ve seen him solo and as part of The Killers in concert 3 times. Well, he lost a fan because I will not tolerate that type of behavior. I’ve met thousands of celebrities and rock stars and my experience with Brandon Flowers definitely leaves me not wanting to support a person who is a prick for no reason. In the time he spent refusing to sign an autograph or take a picture, he could have easily signed many. Somebody told me he was nice. According2g, Brandon Flowers is a dick.
All photos by G.
Sex Sex Sex!
The other day, I went to the Museum of Sex in New York. Should you come? See some NSFCMP (not safe for closed-minded people) pix after the jump.
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