Fake band of the day

Posted by The G on January 24, 2010 under The G Spot | Read the First Comment

Photo taken with my hand.

Cigarette Water. Promotional photo.

Here’s a bit of Sunday afternoon silliness.  Gail and I formed yet another fake band:  Cigarette Water.  We initially called ourselves The Naked Moms, but the imagery was a little too scary for children to handle.  Plus, The Naked Moms was going to be a Christian Rock band.  So once we decided to change our name to Cigarette Water, we hashed out plans for our first single – “Unattractive Lady.”  Imagine Barry White-style vocals as you read this next part.

Here’s some of the lyrics:

“Unattractive Lady.

It wouldn’t surprise me if you had rabies.

Unattactive Lady.

You’ll never have my babies.

Because you are so…. unattractive.”

We think it could have been a worldwide smash.  Back to the drawing board…

Failed Bands

Posted by The G on November 26, 2009 under The G Spot | Read the First Comment



To celebrate the holidays, Gail and I jammed in the studio with our new fake band THX GVG, but our session was short-lived.  We posed for the above publicity shot, but we just couldn’t get our first single off the ground.

The song was called  “(Hpy) Thanksgiving.”  The lyrics went:

Hpy (Hpy Hpy Hpy)

I can’t afford an A or a P

This is not the holiday for me

Because it’s all about giving

I’m not going to stop living

If I don’t give thanks on this day

I’ve got too much to say

So I’ll say it every day

And not just wait for Thanksgiving.

(Hpy, Hpy, Hpy)

{Repeat to fade}

It might not have been a hit, but it’s surely the way I feel.  Who knows, maybe 2010 will see a reunion of Las Mierdas?  Stay tuned.

And if you celebrate this ghastly holiday, please be careful, don’t stuff yourselves with too much garbage and have a happy Thanksgiving!

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