“Journal of Grievances” – Available NOW!

Posted by The G on September 20, 2016 under The G Spot | Read the First Comment

Cover Art by Carl Paoli.

Journal of Grievances by Geoffrey Dicker

Journal of Grievances by Geoffrey Dicker

New York, NY (September 18, 2016) – Poet and blogger Geoffrey Dicker announces his fourth book, ”JOURNAL OF GRIEVANCES” which will be available to purchase through Amazon on September 20, 2016.  The book marks Dicker’s first novel, a fictional autobiography, told in an unconventional way – through daily journal entries.

The official synopsis of JOURNAL OF GRIEVANCES:

Warning: this book is recommended for immature audiences only. It contains ridiculous amounts of adult language and really twisted situations. “Journal of Grievances” is a controversially raw and uncensored look into the ups and downs (both in and out of the bedroom) of a struggling, single gay male writer in New York. Told through daily journal entries on his year long approach to 40, the protagonist spills his guts with hilarious wit as he waxes philosophically and analyzes his raunchy sex life, drug addictions, debauched relationships, life encounters, and his frustrations with society while navigating through relationship drama and job-loss as he struggles to find his place in the world. This is Geoffrey Dicker’s first novel. He asks that if you are easily offended by profanity or graphic depictions of gay sex to please not buy this book. Alternately, he advises the reader to flip to any page and promises that within 2 sentences, you’ll be laughing.

“I’d like to think of this book as a gay loner version of ‘Sex and the City’ meets ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’ meets ‘Catcher in the Rye,’ in other words – it’s completely fucked up!  It’s an unconventional coming of age story with zero filters and even less apologies.  All of the characters in this story remain nameless because what matters are their actions and how they affect the main character. Despite the story containing generous helpings of extreme gay sex, I think people – straight or gay –  will relate to the situations and moral dilemmas the main character often finds himself in,” Dicker says.

He continues, “I’ve read so many books that never teach me anything new or make me think differently or at the very least, make me smile.  JOURNAL OF GRIEVANCES will make the reader do all of these things, hopefully repeatedly.  There are 11 months worth of daily journal entries and one month worth of random ideas, including a short story told almost exclusively in the F-word.  You’ll never be the same again after reading this book.”

“To Thine Own Selfie Be True” by Geoffrey Dicker

Posted by The G on June 22, 2015 under Artsy Fartsy, The G Spot | Be the First to Comment

Photos, photo manipulation and words by G.

To Thine Own Selfie Be True by Geoffrey Dicker

To Thine Own Selfie Be True by Geoffrey Dicker

From our preoccupation with paparazzi candids to our obsession with taking selfies, we are a world hypnotized by the siren call of fame. No one knows this better than cultural commentary artist Geoffrey Dicker. His life work has been the examination of celebrity. Starting as a teenaged autograph collector in his hometown of Los Angeles, and progressing to authoring 3 books and helming his popular NYC art, music and pop culture blog, According2G.com, Dicker has deeply explored the ramifications of social media, celebrity, and self-obsession. In his latest endeavor, “To Thine Own Selfie Be True,” Dicker turns his camera lens both on himself and the famous simultaneously. His visually arresting self-portraits are celebrity candids without celebrity. Tabloids may have pronounced that the famous are “just like us,” but Dicker takes this message to a haunting and satirical extreme. As twin “selfies,” they take a humorous look at the implications of fame and social media in our culture – namely that while we worship these false idols, we secretly want to be the one everybody is chasing after.

To Thine Own Selfie Be True by Geoffrey Dicker

To Thine Own Selfie Be True by Geoffrey Dicker

The project will gradually be updated on its home, which is: www.tothineownselfiebetrue.tumblr.com  Please keep checking back for new content.  And tell a friend!  We’re going viral!

According2g.com Presents “Fake T-Shirt Friday”

Posted by The G on April 17, 2015 under The G Spot | Read the First Comment

Photos and T-shirt slogans by G.

Jesus Fucking Christ

Jesus Fucking Christ

Are you sick of being forced by the internet to reminisce on ‘throwback Thursday’ or ‘flashback Friday’?  If so, this post is for you.  I’ve created a line of shirts for #FakeT-ShirtFriday!  A lot of these have ‘naughty’ words, so if that sort of thing offends you – tough shit!  It’s 2015, for fuck’s sake!

'Sup?

‘Sup?

If You See Something, Like Something

If You See Something, Like Something

I'm with fuck face ---->

I’m with fuck face —->

Less Radio More Head

Less Radio More Head

I fucked your boyfriend

I fucked your boyfriend

I fucked your girlfriend

I fucked your girlfriend

Hand Lady!

Emoji Hand Lady!

Just had sex

Just had sex

Flaming Homo

Flaming Homo

Looking?

Looking?

And after the jump, see a few more…

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15 Amazing Quotes from “I Won The Internet!”

Posted by The G on April 7, 2015 under The G Spot | Be the First to Comment

Photos and words by Geoffrey Dicker.

To thine own selfie be true.

To thine own selfie be true.

Here are 15 times quotes from “I Won The Internet!” by Geoffrey Dicker made your life better.  Remember, sharing is caring!

Do you ever find that people that post a lot of spiritual quotes online rarely practice what they preach?

Do you ever find that people that post a lot of spiritual quotes online rarely practice what they preach?

I really need to stop picturing people having 3-somes when I speak in front of crowds.

I really need to stop picturing people having 3-somes when I speak in front of crowds.

I just wanna be retweeted by you

I just wanna be retweeted by you

In addition to being a fan, we are also a customer.  #neverforget

In addition to being a fan, we are also a customer. #neverforget

I'm not interested in not interesting

I’m not interested in not interesting

My tweet got promoted.  It's now a Vice President.

My tweet got promoted. It’s now a Vice President.

Please don't tell me how much you love me.  Show me in gift cards.

Please don’t tell me how much you love me. Show me in gift cards.

Rome wasn't built in a day.  Can you imagine the status updates if it had been?!

Rome wasn’t built in a day. Can you imagine the status updates if it had been?!

Sometimes I buy tickets for sold out shows just so hipsters can't go.

Sometimes I buy tickets for sold out shows just so hipsters can’t go.

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A Portrait of According2g by Carl ‘Screwtape’ Paoli

Posted by The G on March 23, 2015 under Artsy Fartsy | Be the First to Comment

Photo and art by Carl “Screwtape” Paoli.

According2g by Carl Paoli

According2g by Carl Paoli

Wow!  What an honor to be immortalized by the amazing artist Carl ‘Screwtape’ Paoli.  Carl is a jack of all trades who has found success in Hollywood as a stuntman, is a film-maker and documentarian and he’s also an artist whose work has been shown in the streets as well as galleries all over the world.  He presented me with a painting of myself this weekend and I am both thankful and humbled to be painted by such a great talent.  Please visit his website (link will open in a new window) and follow him on Instagram at IM_Screwtape.  He often posts time-lapse videos that document his paintings and they will blow your mind.   Thanks again Screwtape!!!  I am so honored!

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