Posted by The G on April 7, 2015 under The G Spot |
Photos and words by Geoffrey Dicker.

To thine own selfie be true.
Here are 15 times quotes from “I Won The Internet!” by Geoffrey Dicker made your life better. Remember, sharing is caring!

Do you ever find that people that post a lot of spiritual quotes online rarely practice what they preach?

I really need to stop picturing people having 3-somes when I speak in front of crowds.

I just wanna be retweeted by you

In addition to being a fan, we are also a customer. #neverforget

I’m not interested in not interesting

My tweet got promoted. It’s now a Vice President.

Please don’t tell me how much you love me. Show me in gift cards.

Rome wasn’t built in a day. Can you imagine the status updates if it had been?!

Sometimes I buy tickets for sold out shows just so hipsters can’t go.
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