Photo and autograph courtesy of the G Archives.
The case of Jessica Simpson is very inspiring to me. I think she has a very limited amount of talent and from what I hear (unconfirmed, but from people who I think know what’s going on have told me stories) she’s as dumb as a box of rocks. She launched a clothing line and made assloads of cash. So the next time someone tells you that you need a fancy piece of paper from some institution (note the word ‘institution’ is often reserved for crazy people), please tell them Jessica Simpson sure did ok without it!