When I got my mail, I saw one of the Jonas Brothers on the cover of Time Out New York with the flashing headline “Jonas Brothers Quit Music!*” Imagine the relief my ears were suddenly feeling. I started picturing the artistic community around the world breathing a collective sigh of relief. Then I read the fine print and it said “*For just a day. Meet the Jonas Brothers – our new music editors.” The article was actually serious! I decided to give the article a chance because Time Out New York is generally a great magazine with fantastic information. I should have known better when I opened the cover and saw thumbnails of 4 “collectible” covers (read: a sad attempt to sell more issues).
Time Out was clearly taking a time out from quality with this issue. Below are actual quotes from the Brothers that need to be seen to be believed.
You might want to get a barf bag before reading on.