Kim Kardashian - Waste of a Human Life

It’s not my style to talk shit, but because I am exposed to this tuna when I walk out on the street, here’s my 2 cents:

I don’t watch TV so I actually have no idea what Kim Kardashian is famous for.  I am being 100% serious.  From the photos I’ve seen, I assume she’s popular because she has big tits, has probably shown her pussy to the world somehow and is pumped full of collagen and has been under the knife at least once (but probably many times).  What I do know is that she spent a ton of money on her wedding – 10 Million Dollars in fact.  The E! Network apparently fed into it and paid $14 Million to air a special about it.  The media is equally to blame for giving her ANY air time, but that’s the society we live in.  Put it on TV and people will watch.  Why doesn’t someone just video tape a big pile of dog shit and put that on the air.  I’d personally rather look at that for 30 minutes.  It would probably smell better too.

In a time when it’s been made abundantly clear that homosexual marriage is not happening across the board any time soon, how dare this waste of a human life have the nerve to announce her divorce 72 days into her marriage?!  If you don’t want to make gay marriage legal, fine. Why don’t they make divorce illegal?  If you make a dumb decision – tough shit!  Think it through next time.  That would put an end to all this crap once and for all.

Of course I personally think the idea of marriage IN ANY WAY is absolutely ridiculous – tradition or not –  because the second you put a label on an infinite concept such as “love,” you’ve just made it finite, but that’s a discussion for another time.

Back to Kim Kardashian.  I am going to have to be exposed to hearing about her so much now, and believe me, I try SO hard not to look at or listen to mainstream media, but when you live in a walking city such as New York, you cannot help it.  I resent a person that could have easily spent less on herself (when we are talking millions for a 1 day event) and donated the money to people, charities, groups that could have really used that money.  People like Kim Kardashian are actually making the world worse!  And anyone that supports them is enabling their bad behavior to continue!

Though people will give the excuse that they watch her TV program because “it’s like a train wreck,” that is the LAMEST excuse in the book.  I personally think that watching a train-wreck hurts my heart and I don’t want any part of it.  That’s the only way these people will lose their sponsorships – DON’T SUPPORT THEM IN ANY WAY.  Don’t read websites that mention these types of people on a regular basis.  Don’t buy magazines that feature these people and don’t waste your valuable time and money by paying to see these people on the big or small screen.  The only way for this to work is a 100% total boycott of offenders.  Any support you give these outlets is the approval they need to continue.  Change starts with you!

Think for yourselves, people!

A revolution is coming!

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Kim Kardashian's New Fragrance - Tuna. Available at Sephora.

Have you ever eaten a can of tuna and said “gee, I wish I could smell like this all day long?”  Well now is your chance!

The non-talented, non-celebrity Kim Kardashian has a new fragrance out that is available at Sephora.  From the poster it looks like the perfume is called “KK” but I am just going to call it “Tuna.”

Have you smelled it?  Tell us your thoughts, fishy or not!

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