Over tequila shots and refried beans, Gail and I decided to form a new band. We dubbed ourselves Los Mierdas, and as our name implies, we were the shizzle! We’d recorded our first song “Number Two,” but we quickly disbanded over something that is too crappy to mention.
The chorus of our single was
We’re not number 1 / We’re number two / do do do do do do doooooo
We were thisclose to being such hot shit. Oh well.