Headline Noose

Posted by The G on October 24, 2009 under GNN | Be the First to Comment

Today on GNN, here are some stories that people are talking in circles about.

The BALLOON BOY’S mother MAYUMI HEENE admits the incident was a hoax to try and land another reality TV show. I guess their bubble has burst.

80 years ago today, the stock market crashed to begin THE GREAT DEPRESSION.  Not much has changed except now there are prescription pain killers and cell phones.

KIM KARDASHIAN is 29.  That’s 28 years and 364 days more than anyone cares.

Rocker PETER CRISS of KISS announced that he successfully beat breast cancer.  You can’t say he’s a boob.

ESPN baseball analyst STEVE PHILLIPS admitted that he had an affair with a 22 year old production assistant.  And gay marriage is still illegal?  Just sayin’.

Rapper 50 CENT said that he wanted to be in the upcoming remake of THE A-TEAM but was rejected.  A spokesperson said “the movie already sucks enough without you in it.”

TOYOTA has announced a luxury LEXUS priced at $375,000.  File this under when rich people have nothing else to spend their money on.

Golf legend TIGER WOODS faces off against a 12 year old boy.  And people gave Michael Jackson grief.