Auto-Tune Perfume by Rihanna

Posted by The G on February 19, 2011 under GNN | 3 Comments to Read

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Reb'l Fleur by Rihanna

How much do you want to bet that RiRi’s perfume smells like wee-wee? Rihanna’s new fragrance “Reb’l Fleur” is likely to be the auto-tune of the perfume industry.  If this scent is anything like her music, I’ll bet it stinks.

The testimonials for the perfume have come flooding in and one person said “It’ll make you reconcile with your lover even if he beats the shit out of you.”

Have you smelled “Reb’l Fleur?”  I haven’t, but something about it is fishy to me.

Want To Smell Like Tuna?

Posted by The G on February 7, 2010 under GNN | 2 Comments to Read

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Kim Kardashian's New Fragrance - Tuna. Available at Sephora.

Have you ever eaten a can of tuna and said “gee, I wish I could smell like this all day long?”  Well now is your chance!

The non-talented, non-celebrity Kim Kardashian has a new fragrance out that is available at Sephora.  From the poster it looks like the perfume is called “KK” but I am just going to call it “Tuna.”

Have you smelled it?  Tell us your thoughts, fishy or not!

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