Photo and autograph courtesy of my insanely ridiculously large in-person autograph collection.
Sad news in the music world. Country music singer Mindy McCready has committed suicide at age 37. Her music career was overshadowed by public bouts of drug addiction and mental illness. She leaves behind two young children, a 6 year old and a 10 month old. So sad. RIP Mindy!
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I have a few things to say. First, I love the glory-hole effect with the dangling wiener in the “O” of “exposed.” Second, for those like me who are out having a real life instead of listening to the bullshit the media is filling the general public up with, here’s what’s happening: a politician named Anthony Weiner, on company time (i.e. taxpayer dollars) sent pictures of his cock to multiple women even though he is married. For some reason, he has not been fired on the spot. On Monday morning, please do me a favor and go ask your current employer what would happen to you if you sent photos of your cock during the work day using company resources. Bonus points if you are a woman and you ask this question. Let me tell you what would happen – your ass would be FIRED faster than you can say “bukkake!” It’s the good old American double standard - and the public lets people get away with it! WTF? WAKE UP PEOPLE!!!! I am not even going to get into a rant about the fact that conservatives have said that marriage is between a man and a woman. Two men or two women cannot get married, but it seems to be perfectly ok to make a vow of commitment and then get action on the side whilst cheating on your partner. I assure you, if he apologizes what he really means to say is “I am very sorry… I got caught and you all found out I am a fraud.”
That is the truth exposed.
What are you gonna do about it?
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If you’ve ever seen Adam Green (of the Moldy Peaches) live in concert, then this next sentence will not come as a shock to you. Adam Green has released a “ketamine fueled” film, shot entirely on an I-phone entitled “The Wrong Ferrari,” online. The film stars Adam Green, Macauley Caulkin, Dev Hynes (aka Lightspeed Champion), Sky Ferreria, Pete Doherty, Davendra Banhart and Har Mar Superstar. There’s no sense in telling you the plot because like most people, I’m sure I had you at Pete Doherty and Ketamine.
Apparently, Adam Green’s penis is exposed at some point in the 80 minute “screwball tragedy.” If you get there before I do, please tell us in the comments section where it can be seen. We at according2g are huge fans of male nudity!
Head over to the official The Wrong Ferrari site and take a trip!
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Thom Yorke of Radiohead
This is officially the best Valentine’s Day present ever announced. The rumours turned out to be true that Radiohead have recorded a new album. Guess what? The album will be available via digital download (but you have to pay this time) in a mere 5 days on February 19, 2011.
The album entitled The King of Limbs will be available as a deluxe package on May 9, 2011. Go to The King of Limbs official site for more information!
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For non-New Yorkers, this is exactly what a subway pass looks like. However, the actual subway pass makes this weird noise when you enter the subway. It’s the sound of getting screwed as passes keep going up in price and service in the MTA keeps going down. Not so awesome!