15 Amazing Quotes from “I Won The Internet!”

Posted by The G on April 7, 2015 under The G Spot | Be the First to Comment

Photos and words by Geoffrey Dicker.

To thine own selfie be true.

To thine own selfie be true.

Here are 15 times quotes from “I Won The Internet!” by Geoffrey Dicker made your life better.  Remember, sharing is caring!

Do you ever find that people that post a lot of spiritual quotes online rarely practice what they preach?

Do you ever find that people that post a lot of spiritual quotes online rarely practice what they preach?

I really need to stop picturing people having 3-somes when I speak in front of crowds.

I really need to stop picturing people having 3-somes when I speak in front of crowds.

I just wanna be retweeted by you

I just wanna be retweeted by you

In addition to being a fan, we are also a customer.  #neverforget

In addition to being a fan, we are also a customer. #neverforget

I'm not interested in not interesting

I’m not interested in not interesting

My tweet got promoted.  It's now a Vice President.

My tweet got promoted. It’s now a Vice President.

Please don't tell me how much you love me.  Show me in gift cards.

Please don’t tell me how much you love me. Show me in gift cards.

Rome wasn't built in a day.  Can you imagine the status updates if it had been?!

Rome wasn’t built in a day. Can you imagine the status updates if it had been?!

Sometimes I buy tickets for sold out shows just so hipsters can't go.

Sometimes I buy tickets for sold out shows just so hipsters can’t go.

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Time Out New York Takes A Time Out From Quality

Posted by The G on July 8, 2009 under The G Spot | 3 Comments to Read

Jonas Brothers Quit Music - Too Good To Be True!

Jonas Brothers Quit Music - Too Good To Be True!

When I got my mail, I saw one of the Jonas Brothers on the cover of Time Out New York with the flashing headline “Jonas Brothers Quit Music!*”  Imagine the relief my ears were suddenly feeling.  I started picturing the artistic community around the world breathing a collective sigh of relief. Then I read the fine print and it said “*For just a day.  Meet the Jonas Brothers – our new music editors.”  The article was actually serious!  I decided to give the article a chance because Time Out New York is generally a great magazine with fantastic information.  I should have known better when I opened the cover and saw thumbnails of 4 “collectible” covers (read: a sad attempt to sell more issues).

 Time Out was clearly taking a time out from quality with this issue.  Below are actual quotes from the Brothers that need to be seen to be believed.

You might want to get a barf bag before reading on.

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