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Singer George Michael recently brought his amazing 25 Live tour to Australia. He also brought his Iphone and has been using the gay hookup application Grindr to prowl for sex. Allegedly, his Grindr name is “Back For Wood.” I read this on the internet, so it must be true. Myself and zillions of fans worldwide really wish George would channel his insatiable thirst for sex by recording new music. As a reminder to one of my favorite singers, the Creator has given you a great voice, two fully functioning hands and Chatroulette. Please use them, and practice safe sex!