Photo taken with my hand.
Here’s a bit of Sunday afternoon silliness. Gail and I formed yet another fake band: Cigarette Water. We initially called ourselves The Naked Moms, but the imagery was a little too scary for children to handle. Plus, The Naked Moms was going to be a Christian Rock band. So once we decided to change our name to Cigarette Water, we hashed out plans for our first single – “Unattractive Lady.” Imagine Barry White-style vocals as you read this next part.
Here’s some of the lyrics:
It wouldn’t surprise me if you had rabies.
You’ll never have my babies.
Because you are so…. unattractive.”
We think it could have been a worldwide smash. Back to the drawing board…